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Parathon

Meaning: Literary term for a very long paragraph.
Pronounciation: Para-thon
Usage: Parathons are considered bad for good writing.
Root: Paragraph+Marathon

 Dullaby

Meaning: A song, to which people fall asleep.
Pronounciation: Dull+uh-bee
Usage: All lullabies should henceforth be called ‘dullabies’ since they make people fall asleep.
Root: Dull+Lullaby
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