Police hunt for robbers who wore women’s thongs as masks

One man wore a green thong; the other wore blue. And according to the story, “Each thong barely covered the man’s nose, mouth and chin, and left the rest of his face exposed.”

One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

There’s just nothing else to say. Or that I want to say. Or that I should say.

Maybe this one thing. Um, what size is that? It looks like a thong made to fit the Statue of Liberty. And please don’t tell me they tried them on first. Okay,I know, that’s two.