Gotta love this quote from dad:
It’s amazing that he was frozen,” Glen Markham said as he gazed through the nursery window at the squalling newborn. “I thought the only thing you could freeze was a crab. You freeze a crab and defrost it, and it’ll come back to life.”

And if that doesn’t make you scream, “WHO DAT?” –

Brangelina moving to NEW ORLEANS??????? Ya mean Angie’s gonna be wershin’ her erysters in the zink??? And Brad’s gonna be makin’ groceries???