Sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

Who knew we’d be referring to the Department of the Interior?

Allegations, according to reports from the Associated Press, include [but certainly aren't limited to] the following: use of alchohol, marijuana, cocaine; inappropriate sexual relations with subordinates; accepting gifts of golf and ski trips and dinners; and working part-time as private consultants.

So, we’re getting ripped off at the gas pumps and they’re getting pumped up to get ripped.

Getting in bed with oil companies requires a bigger mattress these days.