Pamela Anderson is not happy about the possibility that the Post Office might honor Kentucky Fried Chicken’s founder with a stamp. “Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny KFC’s request,” Anderson wrote in a letter to Postmaster General John E. Potter. “How about another Elvis stamp instead?”
So, here we are. Pamela Anderson, of the microwave marriage to Kid Rock and boomerang marriage to Tommy Lee, who wrote on her website (fasten your seatbelt):
“We’re all human – we all make mistakes – we all get sick sometimes – we need to support each other – be conscious of our choices – take advantage of our right to vote – and teach our kids to care about animals, the environment and other people around the world. We are blessed!”
Hello? Is anyone home? Not that Elvis didn’t make significant contributions to the world of rock, all those pelvic thrusts included. But the man did have as many as ten different drugs in his body at the time of his death according to autopsy records.
Last year she wrote Governor Fletcher of Kentucky, “The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky State Capitol. The chickens are bred and drugged so quickly that many become crippled under their own weight.” Speaking of being crippled under your own weight, the woman with quite a bust of her own lost the battle to have the Colonel’s removed.
Pam, dear, I respect your right to be a vegetarian. I respect your support of PETA, though I must admit that I find the blurb on your website that “animals have an interest in leading their own lives” quite fascinating. How, exactly, did you come to discover that? But, really. What about those flexitarians (note: I promise I did not make this up. Google it.)? Do they consume poultry slaughtered humanely? Hey, now that’s a notion. Maybe that could be a cause to pursue. A humane way to provide meat and chicken. After all, fried chicken feathers aren’t going to fly in KFC.
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