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July 24, 2008

Onslaught of stupidity

Filed under: Issues — Christa Allan @ 1:05 am

If stupidity could be packaged and sold, supply and demand would dictate it wouldn’t be valuable. There’s just too much of it.

And on the heels of yesterday’s [poor excuse for a] criminal, I bring you….

“The wife of back-from-the-dead canoeist John Darwin told a jury she wished her husband really had drowned.”

Try to follow this without a migraine: The wife, Anne, who conspired with John, her husband, to fake his death in March of 2002, complained that she almost committed suicide because of the pressure to maintain the lie of John’s death.

So, she wished her husband had really died, not just pretended to die because she might not then have wanted to kill herself. With that logic, she’s wasted years not running for political office.

The abomination of it all was their two sons and John’s father actually grieved his death. All the while the man was hiding out in his own home and laughing with Anne in the afternoons. His father, 80 years old at the time of his disappearance, died without knowing his son was alive. For five yInfographic showing Darwins' houseears, Mark and Anthony, in their 20s at the time, mourned their father’s death. And, on the first “anniversary” of their father’s death, their compassionate mother tossed flowers in the sea “to comfort” her sons.

According to the BBC News: “Darwin changed his appearance. He grew his hair and an astonishing beard – he looked like a member of the rock band ZZ Top – and applied for a passport in a false name using a picture of his new self. He had used the birth certificate of a child who died in 1950 and was buried in a cemetery in Sunderland.”

TIMELINE OF EVENTS
March 2002 – John Darwin reported missing in the sea off Seaton Carew. Search and rescue operation finds no trace of his body. Weeks later, his red canoe washes up on a nearby beach
April 2003 – coroner records open verdict into John Darwin’s death. Anne Darwin collects life insurance and pension policies worth about £250,000
Summer 2007 – Anne Darwin moves to Panama
December 2007 – John Darwin walks into a police station and declares himself a missing person.
Photograph emerges showing Anne and John Darwin together in Panama. Both are charged with deception. John Darwin admits deception, but his wife denies the charges
July 2008 – Anne Darwin’s trial starts on Teesside
John is a former teacher and prison guard, which is probably a good thing since he’s already familiar with the inside of the place where he’ll be spending many years of his “alive” time. As for Anne, she said John forced her to lie because they had debts to pay. Well, Anne, there’s another debt you might want to consider. It could determine where you’ll spend eternity.
Ready for the BIG stupid?  SEE THIS PICTURE. SEE JOHN? SEE ANNE?
THEY POSED FOR THIS PICTURE DURING THE TIME JOHN WAS DEAD.

Photo of John and Anne Darwin published on the Move to Panama website

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