These are not mine. . .these have been collected over the years from various sources in my teacher universe. 
- I saw one of my former students working at a local clothing store and asked
about college and her future plans. She replied that she was attending a
local junior college but had plans to transfer to a state university in
order to pursue her “bachelorette” degree. - Macbeth was a genital in Duncan’s army.
- “Without God, the Bible would have been a bust.”
- What if you let your baby stay with people in Britain while they were growing up. Would they speak British or at least English with a British accent”?
- “Do you think your tongue could get so big it couldn’t fit in your mouth?”
- About MLK Jr: “He received the nobody piece prize.”
- Daisy (in Gatsby) has a “Whoa is me” attitude.
- Hamlet and Gertrude have an “intestinal” relationship
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