If you haven’t already heard or read about the latest discovery garnering more attention than the name of Adam Lambert’s hairstylist, then hold on.
Meet Ida, the transitional fossil. She’s 47 million-years-old, so right away that should bump Joan Rivers out of first place. According to Norweigan paleontologist Jorn Hurum: “This is the first link to all humans … truly a fossil that links world heritage,” Hurum said.
Ida has opposable big toes with nail-bearing tips on her fingers and toes. Judging by her fossil-photo, she would’ve been one heck of a mani-pedi client. But what links her to humans, according to the Live Science article on msn.com is a foot bone. And if she’s the reason wearing stiletto heels is a killer, she’s lucky she’s already dead.
Her gut contents included “fruits, seeds and leaves.” Nine months old and already a Volumetrics diet chick. Of course, at three feet tall, she had a lot of gut to fill.
Honestly, I’m thinking I might be a wee bit relieved God had millions of years of practice. I would hate having to shop for cute little capris and a tank top with that body.






ur life.

