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February 27, 2007

King of the Mild Frontier gallops into my school

Filed under: Writing and Wreading, ej-oo-key-shuhn — Christa Allan @ 5:24 pm

Chris Crutcher spent almost two hours yesterday entertaining me, my Creative Writingkotmfpaperback2_5.jpg class, my AP students, and about forty others in the library at my school. Yep. My school.

He’s a kid-magnet. I loved that he was so honest, that he shared his mis-adventures in school, that he disliked reading more than anything. And then he met Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird. He said he didn’t realize until he was mid-way through the book that Harper Lee had written it. He said he was so taken over by Scout, her voice, and her story that he thought she had written it. [insert light bulb moment here] That’s it, isn’t it? What we all, as writers, strive to create in our readers: pushing them out of reality and inviting them to freefall into the pages, so lost there that they forget our names are on the covers.

One of my students, Hannah, was impressed by his storytelling ability, noting that most writers are people who write because they’re afraid to speak. Chris is a writer and a therapy consultant. The stories of children he met turned us inside out.

Again, my limited blogging time (repeat after me: National Boards are due 3/31) prevents me from continuing to emote about this amazing visit, but I wanted to leave you with these writing tips from Chris to my kiddos:

1. When you revise, cut the adverbs where you can.

2. To be a better writer, you have to be a reader.

3. Don’t plop your friends or other people as they are into a novel unless you are friends with a very good lawyer. Use pieces and parts of yourself and others to create a character.

4. He does not plot. He said sometimes all he starts out with is a character.

5. To learn about writing, read Stephen King’s novel On Writing, John Irving’s Trying to Save Piggy Snead, and “How to tell a true war story,” a chapter in Tim O’ Brien’s The Things They Carried.

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Saving the best for last, and I can’t wait to tell Chris about this one. I could not order his wristbands promoting not banning books because Chris Crutcher’s website is blocked by our school filter for objectionable content. Now, there’s a lesson in irony.



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February 25, 2007

Professional Teaching Standards: not an oxymoron

Filed under: ej-oo-key-shuhn — Christa Allan @ 7:22 pm

Taking a break from National Boards. Entry 4  was finished a few weeks ago, all twelve types pages of it. Well, almost finished; I still have to photocopy sixteen pages of documentation to support the twelve pages.

On to Entry 1. Last week,  after almost thirty-six hours of dog-paddling in a sea of instructions, I finally emerged onto the wet sand of internalized understanding. Educational lingo for “I finally understand what I don’t understand so now I can go about the business of understanding for real.” I have to write about two students which, considering I teach over 100, seems like an easy task.   But no.  No units can overlap, students must show growth,  I must find a print response to a non-print text, a non-print response to a print, two writing samples, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Wait. I think I can make this bearable.
“On the first day of National Boards, my instructions said to…  “

Stay tuned. But know this: between now and March 31, I will be crazed.  Blogs may be stream of consciousness, assuming I still am conscious.  Pray for me.


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How sweet it is

Filed under: Random Rumblings — Christa Allan @ 11:57 am

Sprinkles Cupcakes. Brings a new meaning to cupcakes.

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February 24, 2007

Whizz-dumb for eternity

Filed under: Moments of Grace, ej-oo-key-shuhn — Christa Allan @ 9:45 am

Whizz/Whiz: a person who is quite good at a particular activity, in a certain field, etc.; a person who is unusually intelligent, clever, or successful especially at an early age + DUMB=recent revelations:

1. For two of my National Board portfolios, I have to tape my classes. I have to be in the tape. I have discovered to be true what students have been telling me for years. I am LOUD. Very LOUD. Perhaps God gave me a large voice to compensate for my being under five feet tall. I doubt, though, He intended to hear me in heaven without the use of a microphone.

2. Informing my students that these tapes will be reviewed by assessors has absolutely no bearing on their behavior. In fact, I have decided that some of them are truly media starved. they should purchase their own video camers. They should tape themselves, often. I have also decided to save these tapes for my next parent conference.

3. Denial truly isn’t just a river. When confronted with tape evidence of an offensive comment, a student will vehemently deny that s/he uttered it and blame another student in his desk neighborhood.

4. My classroom, on tape, looks as small as it really is.

If only I could sneak in Proverbs 8 about Wisdom (hmm–the writer does use a literary device portraying wisdom as a woman. . . ): “Nothing you desire can compare with it.” (8:11b)

While reading Proverbs this morning, I smiled when Wisdom said:

“I was the architect at his side. I was His constant delight, rejoicing always in his presence. And how happy I was with the world He created; how I rejoiced with the human family!” (8:30-31)

Wisdom: knowledge of what is true or right coupled with just judgment as to action; sagacity, discernment, or insight.

My final revelation: My life is God’s tape.


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February 23, 2007

Speaking of thanking God. . .

Filed under: Moments of Grace — Christa Allan @ 4:52 pm

Please  enjoy this video.


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TGFE

Filed under: Moments of Grace — Christa Allan @ 5:57 am

TGIF? If I’m going to thank God for Friday, then I’m going to thank Him for every day.

On another note: I wish that people in Anna Nicole Smith’s life had cared as much about her when she was alive as they care now about where the housing for her soul will be buried.  And that’s all I’m going to say about that.


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February 22, 2007

Intermission

Filed under: ej-oo-key-shuhn — Christa Allan @ 5:30 am
   Post-Mardi Gras school today, my National Board portfolios are due at the end of March, but God is in His heaven, and I woke up breathing. It’s a great day.

Enjoy this word game while I’m away.

 The Oxford Word Challenge

   

Doublets is a game which was invented by Lewis Carroll, who described it in these words: ‘Two words are proposed, of the same length; and the puzzle consists in linking these together by interposing other words, each of which shall differ from the next word in one letter only. . . . As an example, the word ‘head’ may be changed into ‘tail’ by interposing the words ‘heal, teal, tell, tall.’ Thus Carroll changed ‘head’ into ‘tail’ in five moves:

HEAD

HEAL

TEAL

TELL

TALL

TAIL

Try to make the following transformations in the specified number of moves.

1. Change CAT into DOG in three moves.

2. Change BOY into MAN in three moves.

3. Change HARD into EASY in five moves.

4. Change EAST into WEST in three moves.

5. Change ONE into TWO in eight moves.

6. Change BREAD into TOAST in seven moves.

7. Change SICK into WELL in four moves.

8. Change RICH into POOR in six moves.

9. Change GRASS into GREEN in seven moves.

10. Change TREE into WOOD in eight moves.

11. Change HATE into LOVE in three moves.

12. Change BLACK into WHITE in seven moves.


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February 20, 2007

Can a lactard macaca be plutoed?

Filed under: Writing and Wreading — Christa Allan @ 8:57 am

Bet you thought I dumped my thesaurus in the blender. If the blog title seemed like a data Valdez,  your subscription to the American Dialect Society lapsed.

The 2006 Word of the Year (drumroll):

to pluto: to demote or devalue something, as what happened to the former planet when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided to ditch it as a”real” planet.

A list of my favories from the ADS:

murse: man purse

climate canary: an organism or species whose poor health or declining number hint at a larger environmental catastrophe on the horizon

macaca: an American citizen treated as an alien (winner in Most Outrageous)

sharrow: an arrow-like design painted on a roadway to mark a bicycling route

data Valdez: an accidental release of a large quantity of private or privileged information. Named after the 1989 oil spill by the Exxon Valdez  

Winner of Most Creative: Lactard: a person who is lactose-intolerant

Winner of the Most Unnecessary: SuriKat:the supposed nickname of the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Least Likely to Succeed: grup: A Gen-Xer who does not act his or her age

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Card catalog revival

Filed under: Writing and Wreading — Christa Allan @ 8:21 am

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Another fun distraction. (found on Lisa Samson’s blog)


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February 19, 2007

Naval (not your belly button) Intelligence

Filed under: Random Rumblings — Christa Allan @ 8:55 pm

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IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS WE MONITOR


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