Proverbial Nightmare
I was walking home with this tidy assortment of proverbs when I tripped and fell – and well – the proverbs got crushed. The vowels oozed out of the bag. Sorry – I hope you can still make some sense of them!

Proverbs from Ireland.

1. Wht’sgdfrthgssgdfrthgndr.
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2. trkynvrvtdfrnrlyChrstms.
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3. hldrthfddlthswtrthtn.
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4. Lstsdsnstmndd.
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5. Nvrptfftmrrwwhtycndtdy.
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Proverbs from China

1. jrnyfthsndmlsbgnswthsnglstp.
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2. Bntfrdfgrwngslwly,bnlyfrdfstndngstll.
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3. Hwhsksrvngshldrmmbrtdgtwgrvs.
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4. Whn wlkng thrgh mln ptch, dn’t djst yr sndls.
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5. Y mst hv crssd th rvr bfr y my tll th crcdl h hs bd brth.
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With thanks to HOADWORKS